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- last modify : 2008/07/23/ 20:36:41
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- by ono_matope (@ono_matope)
Is it just me or has Twitter lately been the same five people saying the same four things over and over?
Oh, Comic Sans. You try so very hard to be normal, but we all know you're the special kid that someone's mom forced to invite to the party.
Monty Python releases a 4 hour director's cut: EPIC GRAIL
Drain cleaner quandary: It just seems wrong for instructions to say, 1. Pour entire contents down the drain. Expecting, 2. Set fire to $20.
@awryone Good point. But even a good writer has to be careful of colon overuse, or he risks talking out of his ass.
@aedison I have "consistency of semen mixed with taco meat" to live with forever.
Sisters really suck.
And eat tacos.
"It has the consistency of semen..." From the 'things I didn't ever want to hear from my little sister' file.
My tweets usually turn out the same as my sex: a lot of crying, self-loathing, & your mom leaving in disappointment.
I'd like to celebrate the semicolon in my last post. It was a groundbreaking example of what mixed-element punctuation can achieve.
Sorry about last, rather random Tweet. It was a txt meant for my sister. Then again if you do know a decent hotel on North Norfolk coast...
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cockpunch(username);
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else
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I don't know why people think it's a good idea to send us links to TechCrunch articles in their pitches for RWW coverage. :)
"EPIC" is listed as a "trending topic" on Twitter search now. That's an epic fail if ever there was one.
Grand Escalante Staircase Monument: EPIC SHALE.
Epically going to lunch and hoping you all work this out of your system before l fail to come back.
When UPS Guy and FedEx Dude show up at the same time, I always expect a dramatic fight to the death. And I'm always disappointed.
FriendFeed crawled Flickr ~2.7M times for a grand total of 6700 updates. #oscon #pubsub #xmpp
England once had an empire on which the sun never set. Now it’s competitive cooking shows and overcompensatingly ungay lad mags.
Sorry. I forgot rule #1 of racial humor; my family is Red Square on both sides, so naturally I was raised by angry, intolerant alcoholics.
Local TV ad:
"Bob's Dodge. He Just Wants To Get You a Loan."
Say that a few times until it creeps you the fuck out.
Co-worker Tina has a jar of almonds & cashews on her desk. Every time one of us partakes, we blurt out, "Tina's nuts!" Because she's crazy.
Prison, like my home life, offers laundry service, food, and sex.
However, in prison they seem to be provided with much more regularity.
But it's NOT about race. It's what Obama can ACHIEVE that matters. And black or white, the man is the greatest golfer ever to play the game.
the cup of Jesus Christ: EPIC GRAIL.
using post-to-any-service clients is like suffering from disorganized schizophrenia at a block party. it just ain't fun for all participants
The chain of unbroken "via" tags on the Daring Fireball "Lucky to Be a Programmer" link is quite impressive. Now that's attribution!
Amazon has (twice!) sent my husband the women's version of his antiperspirant. Apparently I hadn't done enough to challenge his masculinity.
Just sent a short story to a magazine from the corner. The instant the envelope slid into the mailbox I thought of a better final sentence.
Don't get me wrong. I'm impressed we'd elect a dark-skinned guy with a small Muslim legacy. But I still might hold out for a lesbian atheist
My kid has gotten to that age where he can pick up stuff for me, like the remote, or stuff from the fridge. Awesome.
Four steps out door, went back in to top off drink, thereby violating the "this visit only" refill policy. I tell ya, I'm outta control.
We all agree the Apocalypse will arrive in our lifetime, right?
In the meantime, who wants to open an all bacon restaurant with me?
Jimmy EPIC NAIL and, obviously Richard E Grant EPIC WITHNAIL
My inability to spell check 140-character gags might prompt me to use a meme about lack of success if you people hadn't already ruined it.
Just got off the phone with my mom who informed me she had yet to send me my birthday present. MAIL SOCKS ZERO!
An Oscar in 2001. A Presidency in 2009. A proud decade for "wait, are they black enough' so it counts?" people.
Remember the time everyone posted all those "jokes" with the word Epic in them? That was an epic not getting Favrd by me. DId I do it right?
will these allegations of assault be Christian's downfall after his Batman success? EPIC BALE
A personality defect won't allow me to stand in line to buy a phone
Since Merlin admitted it, I will too. A lot of the photos at my work are also staged. Don't tell SuicideGirls I told you.
Is Terminator X still DJing for Public Enemy? That guy was a LEGENDARY MIX-MASTER.
(nailed it)
I will run you over if you stop in the middle of the grocery store doorway. Whining about your cane and your broken hip won't make me care.
The sausage stand near here was apparently broken into last night, and will be closed for the week. Looks like a Wurst World problem.
Time it took Indiana Jones to find what he was looking for in _The Last Crusade_: EPOCH GRAIL (did I do that right?)
Remember 1999, when McCain got to be everyone's favorite hot shit independent maverick? I bet he remembers, too. Then I bet he cuts himself.
It's one of those days where I just wish I were barefoot, pregnant, and stuck in the kitchen. Thanks, feminism, for giving me this ulcer.
I truly regret all those times I played fashion clone to my idols. Bowie, Prince, Madonna. (Jesus' mom, not the singer! That'd look stupid.)
McCain is so old he knew my Great Great Aunt Equated.