"Wasilla's all i saw" -- a PALINdrome! Genius!
Secretly hoping to convince CNN that grabbing Facebook usernames is called "Facesquatting" so they'll have to say that horrible term on-air.
Wait a minute: Oprah spent *one hour* with Sarah Palin and now she's quitting her job, too?
@barackobama I will paypal you $20 if you intersperse the phrase "Allah willing" throughout your inaugural address, just to piss people off.
Do not let people mislabel the US Air landing a "miracle". It was the result of education, experience, skill and competence. Not magic.
You can safely ignore anybody who says "The Government" without naming a specific agency, dep't or official. It's a sign of ignorance.
if you said you loved Wall-E 2 weeks ago, but are disposing of a perfectly-working phone today, you may not have seen the same movie i did.
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Found a single gray hair in my beard last night and I feel like I'm noticeably better at Unix commands already.
Those who memorize famous quotations are doomed to repeat them.
The NFL's coin-toss overtime rule is totally unfair, but if *that* bugs you, just wait 'til you see a map of U.S. congressional districts.
Having listened to the folk songs of your people, I understand there is a grim reaper judgment figure named Santa whom you fear and appease.
Just wrote up how I run Windows 7 virtually under Mac OS for free. Was surprisingly easy! http://bit.ly/w7mac
I am at a conference, live tweeting! Here's what's going on: People are talking, and some people are listening. You are not here.
What's it like being on Twitter's Suggested User List? I'll tell ya. (And there's prizes!) http://bit.ly/sulidea #sulidea
I have important news about Lou Dobbs: FUCK LOU DOBBS.
Pretty much anytime a headline asks "Does [a] mean [b]?" or "Could [y] have [z] effect?", the answer is "No, you sensationalist assholes."
It's unnerving to do meetings with actual adults, where my credentials as an expert on lolcats & goatse have somewhat less value.
As a kid, you see a limo and think "I bet that's someone famous!" When you're an adult, you think "There's somebody who wasted $100."
The ability to add Twitter-style realtime messaging to web apps using free & open tech just got real: http://bit.ly/pushbutton



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